We have a leather recliner sofa in the living room. I habitually sit there. In the morning, the leather is freezing to the touch, and the house is colder. So; I have a dilapidated “House Shirt” that I wear. It’s about 25% Frayed Holes. Kelly laughed at me this morning and I assumed it was my tattered attire again. She says ... “You look like a little boy ...your shirt is buttoned crooked. I often button it after sitting. She says ... “You’re one button off”. Then we both agreed that the phrase perfect describes me much of the time. Hahaha.

“Gary .... One Button Off ...”

Haaaaha