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I Got Robbed for LESS THAN A DOLLAR bad dude

I Got Robbed for LESS THAN A DOLLAR bad dude
February 10, 2019 03:42PM
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There I am for FIRST FIRE. It’s a CELEBRATION. After ALL THAT WORK, it’s soooooo special to get that first velocity confirmation that “Ya did good Gary”.

Well, I’m in the lower shop where I’ve set up the “BPS BALLISTIC RESEARCH CENTER” or as we call it, the BPSBRC.

Outryder Filled. Slug chosen and sized. All recorded. Lights on. Chronograph On and perfectly Aligned. Chronograph runs its diagnostic and says READY. “I’m ON”.

I have my Ear Cups on. I load the rifle. I cock the rifle. I align the rifle. I align the rifle again. I align again and BANG!!!!!

Whoooh!!! That ROCKED!!!! What was the number???? Eyes wide. Anticipation Peeked ....

“0”

ZERO. NUTHIN’

You are KIDDING me!!!!!???

“Still zero”

Maybe I’m looking at it wrong ..... maybe it’s inverted ....

“Still 0”

I’VE BEEN ROBBED!!!!!

You get ONE FIRST SHOT .......

Well, it’s not like me to pout ..... much .... so I prepare for another shot.

Before I pull the trigger I notice ..... “THE BLASTED SECOND LIGHT BULB OVER THE CHRONOGRAPH IS OUT!!!!!!” That crappy thing had to burn out between the time the Chronograph ran its diagnostic, reported READY, and I pulled the trigger!!!!!

I was ROBBED I tell ya!!!! POLICE. POLICE!!!!!

Ok. Now I’ll prepare the SECOND FIRE REPORT .....

Gary



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 02/10/2019 03:45PM by barnespneumatic.
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